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Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Hacker Titles for Business Cards

  • pointer arithmetician (idea by someone at Apple)
  • problemist
  • optimizationeer
  • abstractionist
  • algorithmist
  • encryptioneer
  • languagician
  • recursionist
  • infinite looper
  • object orienter
  • continuationeer
  • {Python,Perl,Ruby,Bash,Lua} scriptician
  • thread commander
  • multicore general
  • concurrencician
  • parallelista
  • polygoneer
  • regular expressionist
  • data baseist
  • assemblician
  • formalisationist
  • daemonologist
  • pattern matchician
  • computational theologist
Of course you can prepend a 'Chief' or insert some department prefix, like software, compiler, graphics, etc.
And some more, not so suited for business cards:
  • pointer dereferencista (not as cool as the arithmetician)
  • token carrier, exceptioneer, template instantiator, connection dropper, merge sorter (sounds boring)
  • y combinatorian (single letters look ugly)
  • lazy evaluationist (i do not want 'lazy' on my card)
  • flux compensatorian, cybermancer, technomancer (nice, but fictional origin)
  • software gardener, cloud mechanist, software artificer (nice, bot not a neologism)

    Pass on your comments!!! :)